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    Banned from Forums donaldduck1975's Avatar
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    Default a woman sends and email to tech support

    Dear Tech Support,


    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown
    in the overall system performance, particularly
    in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly
    under Boyfriend
    5.0..


    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
    programs, such as

    Romance 9.5 and Personal
    Attention 6.5, and then
    installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY
    3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.


    Conversation 8.0 no
    longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply
    crashes the system..


    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


    What can I do?

    Signed,
    _________Reply_ _________
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    DEAR Madam,


    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
    Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating
    system.


    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to
    download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

    If that application works as designed, Husband 1..0 should then automatically run the
    applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..


    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence
    2.5 or Beer 6.1.

    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.


    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
    control of all your system resources.)


    In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
    unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.


    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
    limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
    performance.
    We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.


    Good Luck Madam!

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    Remember that one time at Band Camp? AOD Member AOD_Aviation21's Avatar
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    That's good!
    Many pilots of the time were the opinion that a fighter pilot in a closed cockpit was an impossible thing, because you should smell the enemy. You could smell them because of the oil they were burning.

    Adolf Galland

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    Knee High to a Worms Ass Thirsty_duck's Avatar
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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_spanakis's Avatar
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    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
    control of all your system resources.)
    I cant stop the tears... !
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    Keep honking. I'm reloading AOD Member AOD_Bangle6's Avatar
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    My wife and are still laughing!


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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_B.Rubble's Avatar
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    This is awesome..there's a "adult rated' version where the husband talks about the wife..its brilliant
    BRUBBLE

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! AOD Member AOD_Avist's Avatar
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    that was awesome. couldn't stop laughing


 

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