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Derp Thunder/Head on Thunder - with no fighter cover you have to do it yourself...
...yeah, Derp Thunder.
Had some really, really good games together with Kaygen. Many rocket-kills but little fighter cover - so had to not only wipe out the rubbish on the ground but also all those nasty fighters. Enjoy!
First gane, Merchant Fleet.. Team is derping around in a corner or something. At one point there was a He-111 flying 100m above our air base with no fighters on him.. Dived in with my Peshka for the evil ships and boats.. The OP Cargo Ships set me on fire but I fly for the pillboxes. The blues are derping around without helping out with the fighter cover of course - La-5 and MiG-3 comes in hot..
..but they did not count on Boris, the gunner! Mig-3 dies and I blow myself up (actually Toe had planted a bomb in my aircraft)... Boris is good but wait until you see Ivan in the IL-2M..
...powered by mighty Vodka he shoots a Typhoon pilot in the face...
...then seconds later - and within 2 seconds of each other dispatches bot a LaGG-3 and a P-36C..! All three within 10s..
But Derp Thunder is not over. And fighter cover will still not be present. You just have to do it yourself! And nd maybe save the fighters with your attacker....
Teh Evil Fucker Wulfs are out in force... Nasty Mr. Rockstrom in his 190 climbs but did not count on Mr. Peschka having fireworks for him!
Mr. Rockstrom did not think that was funny however so immidiately climbs for the little Peschka. and starts to chase him. And when he canīt bring him down he rams him..
...but Mr. Peschka is made of Stalin-wood so survives!
But Mr. Rockstrom is very angry so grabs another Fw 190 and do what they do *best* - head on and this time both crashes (three planes lost to that Peschka!)
But more evil 190s lurk... IL-2M is back to keep them at bay however...
..they try to run with fear but they cannot outclimb Russian rokkitz!
Mr. Yak 9 K tries his luck in yet another head on but Mr IL-2M have rokkitz for everyone!
Yak 9K could not but maybe it works with a Yak 9T?
No. Mr IL-2M also have cannons and machine guns... But evil Mr. Yak 9T flies into Mr. IL-2M so Mr. P-39 K-1 has to take over and derp out punishment!
You kill by 37mm, you die by 37mm Mr. Yak-9T no2...
You Fw 190 never give up your head ons, do you? Atlest this one turned...
Mr. Yak-7B feels lucky and also has a go...
...but with the usual head on result, both die.
But it is still head-on season, for everyone! Or so it seems....
Mr. Peschka is out to dive bomb again. Friendly P-63 aslo joins in the fun at derping ground units instead of beeing a good fighter jock. But when Mr. Ki.102 turn up Mr. P-63 fakks off so Mr. Peschka has to shoot Mr. Ki.102 in the face himself..
That makes the red P-63 very angray so he herpe-derps into Mr. Peschka instead of shooting him..
Mr. IL-2M now has to take over - not only flying but defend the spawn arean, kill enemy fighters, save friendly fighters from - enemy fighters..! And bomb shit.
Evil Mr. Beaufighter is at spawn but Mr. IL-2M shoots those guys in the face..
...but on the way to his real job, bombing shit on the ground, he spots a friendly F4U beeing chased by a P-47D. Ok, do not worry fighter! The attacker will save you!
Swedish P-47s cannot fly without both wingz.. But do we have any useful fighters anywhere??
Another P-39 also want to see if he can survive eight 132mm rockets to the face...
..he could not. There is plenty of rockets for everyone! Just form a line...
Final game in part 2...
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set
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