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    Save the whales. Collect the whole set DaveSchilling's Avatar
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    Flying solo without the pros not being pro.. Pics, no vids..

    So.. Nim asked how my carrier landing went with that little Wirraway. Did not really know what to reply.. Okay-ish?



    Felt it was time for another Australian plane to dominate (kinda)

    Gotta love those Kangaroos!




    Hokkaido.. I started out by scaring a B-25 into the ground.. (Are the US teams really as bad as some derps calim on the Forums?)
    Then the much, much faster guys in my team killed everything in sight.. Guess I do what the Boomerang did for real, some ground derping.. By the time I was finished I stumbled upon the last bad guy and even got an air kill! Good times..



    Teh winner! I can usually hold my own on Hokkaido but get terrible match making elsewhere.. Need good teams to do any good then and good teams are like unicorns - they all have dildos in their face. Or was it "rare"? Whatever..



    Here it was me and this crap. Team went head on with the Krauts and died even before I reached anything. Leaving me alone. lol - I actually landed, sat there, waited for some of the buggers to die to flak and jumped out of my plane..

    Had to do some Arcade, it is much more serious and everyone knows what they are doing.



    Another dude trying to cap Lonely Island....

    Letīs show how it is done!



    Four caps on the middle īstrip with one Do 217 night fighter.. Same one.. Team did not try to cap and did not defend.. I then capped the bad guys strip with the same aircraft. Got bored (and killed), grabbed a couple of bombers but died like a pig so grabbed a fighter, cappingthe bad guys īstrip again and shooting down three guys over their own īstrip all by myself. Sometimes I do deliever..
    Had some *hero* in a 190 A4 doing head ons all game just getting more points than me..

    Not the best tanker however.. Though the bad guys could not kill me for some reason. Did they shoot at my fat ass - unable to penetrate?





    (No funny jokes there now, you hear me?)

    I better stay at capping/landing..

    "-I am capping!" Kinda.."



    *Knock - knock* "-Anyone home? I need to borrow some sugar.."


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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! shortbus_06's Avatar
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    Dave only shows pics with his plane on fire in order to make us (average players) not hang our heads in shame all the time.

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    Haha, I am below average myself so..

    Well, had some decent RB games - thank you Shortbus for dragging me into *high(-er)* tiers (where I completely failed to cover your ass (Toe style, haha!)

    So, we take the Kingcobras.. One team mate fails to show up, one is in a Peashooter (and crashes), half the team are in bombers... Ouch! Lets atleast get some bot-kills then before the one million 190s comes for head ons..

    One for me and two for Shortbus! We are such pros!




    Oh, a climbing Fucker Wulf!



    Then it was basically me and shortbus versus the entire enemy team in 190s and 109s.. Not sure I like those īcobras.. Too few rounds (for the MGs and cannon..)

    And here you can clearly see that it was Toeīs fault that I missed the runway. Very convincing evidence. He even has some really gay decals on his plane which is further very strong evidence!



    Almost hit him there..





    Look at that plane! What decals are those!? You need real chickz, like me..



    I donīt need wingz. And they can be glued on anyway.. Stupid mechanics were too lazy to help out though so I had to have a cuppa here..

    We faced the commie bastards a couple of times.. When we were in P-36Cs I joked to Shortbus about facing La-5s and other rubbish. Guess what?? Yeah... But we also took the P-47s out.. Takes a while too climb and I failed to follow Short in so he got swarmed I think.. Sorry..

    Look at those beauties! Gotta love Jugs!

    Me:


    Short:


    I was still looking for two unaccounted-for bandits flying high when Short made short work of a Yak-9K.. Die scum!




    But nobody covered him so..

    It was only me left vs an La-5, P-63 and a Yak-1B.. Crap.. And at low altitude.. Oh wait! A stalling Yak-?! Let me have one of those bastards as well!



    You take your troll-cannon, I use my 8x .50s of Doom!



    The Yak-1B wanted a head on.. At first.. I was alone at low altitude versus three buggerz.. Whatever.. Made two passes and actually clipped him pretty good while barely taking any damage.. Stupid anyway though.. He fled for their base and I figured a good Yak-1B is a dead Yak-1B..




    But yeah, we know what happens when you fly over the enemy airfield, especially if it is Russian..



    Right now I have to say RB is much more.. Fun, that AB. But I will certainly find more stuff than a fakked up matchmaking to whinge about! lol

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    Yeah, loved the one with us in peashooters against four Lagg-3's, great matchmaking all around. Thanks Gayjin

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    Yeah, working as intended, eh? We did fakk them up a bit however, didnīt we?
    I actually donīt mind fighting LaGGs like that - if they are not 3-4 at the same time on you together with a Yak-1 AND some frigginī I-15.. Canīt fakking dodge all of that at once...

    Gayjinīs MM for teh win...

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    I must commend P_A_G_A_N and his bravery....



    Without you, this game would be boring...




    ...Just saying


 

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