King of the Hill

[Roeskain]

I'm sure most of us have played some sort of forum game (Ban the person above you). This is like it in a different way. Everyone has played King of the Hill once in the life I would hope. Here's how you play:

1. The poster before you has came up with a creative way to take the hill for himself/herself and then add a forum of defense
2. No offensive, sexist, sexual or racist moves
3. No Ridiculously powerful moves, ex: force field wall, Nuclear Missile, Chuck Norris... etc.
4. Ignore Rule 3.
5. Weapons are encouraged
6. Be nice and have fun most importantly

Examples: Fred is first post and claims hill
He then sets up pit fall traps around the hill

Bob makes a gas station across the hill and Fred goes to get some CHEAP gas and falls into his own trap
He hires Chuck Norris to guard hill

Sarah baits Chuck Norris with Megan Fox and poisons Bobs Beer. Bob dies and Chuck Norris leaves the hill
Sarah surrounds the hill with an army of zombies

Etc.


May the odds ever be in your favor; I'll begin.

I wander upon a magnificent hill and decide to spike a claim that its mine.
I surround the hill with tankers lead by QuickyBaby and Mighty Jingles.

[AOD_BritishBob]

I wander upon a magnificent hill and decide to spike a claim that its mine.
I surround the hill with tankers lead by QuickyBaby and Mighty Jingles.

Acquires Berts, uses Berts on tankers. Tankers fall into disarray. Acquires Hill.
Surrounds hill with an assortment of loose Lego pieces.


(Berts are Jingles nickname for the FV 304 artillery in WoT)

[xXSorrowbladesXx]

Punches the bricks. wall collapses and claims hill. Places a line of tanks to guard the hill

[Adapt1ve]

A-10's make short work of the tanks. The mighty bear cavalry lead by Abe Lincoln secures the hill.

[Samiam_Jr]

Spoiler

Enough said.

[Archangel52210]

I lure Lincoln into a trap using a musical and I lure away the bears with salmon.
I place a bunch of KV2's around the hill equipped with HE shells.