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    Plan C AOD Member AOD_Markyle's Avatar
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    Default O_o + O_o = O.o

    Redneck family tree

    Many many years ago
    when I was twenty three,
    I got married to a widow
    who was pretty as could be.

    This widow had a grown-up daughter
    Who had hair of red.
    My father fell in love with her,
    And soon the two were wed.

    This made my dad my son-in-law
    And changed my very life.
    My daughter was my mother,
    For she was my father's wife.

    To complicate the matters worse,
    Although it brought me joy,
    I soon became the father
    Of a bouncing baby boy.

    My little baby then became
    A brother-in-law to dad.
    And so became my uncle,
    Though it made me very sad.

    For if he was my uncle,
    Then that also made him brother
    To the widow's grown-up daughter
    Who, of course, was my step-mother.

    Father's wife then had a son,
    Who kept them on the run.
    And he became my grandson,
    For he was my daughter's son.

    My wife is now my mother's mother
    And it makes me blue.
    Because, although she is my wife,
    She's my grandmother too.

    If my wife is my grandmother,
    Then I am her grandchild.
    And every time I think of it,
    It simply drives me wild.

    For now I have become
    The strangest case you ever saw.
    As the husband of my grandmother,
    I am my own grandpa!
    - Plan C -

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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    ya cool

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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    I didnt even read the text.

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Vaxor's Avatar
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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Kale View Post
    I didnt even read the text.
    You should :o

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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck THI's Avatar
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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    Hey I watched a song of this on Youtube, someone did a Sims version lol

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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    I remember that song from The Stupids...gud movie.

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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck AOD Member AOD_Wolf106's Avatar
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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    soo confusing >_>

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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    There is actually nothing genetically wrong there.... The only thing that can be considered abnormal is either the main guy's father is a pedophile or the widow is a pedophile. or It could just be the daughter/main guy is in to older people. I made a diagram!!! =D


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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Popemaster's Avatar
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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    Oh gawd. Lol Bats!

    And in the real redneck parts of the world, your wife is defined as: "the slowest sister".

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    VisaStarbuck
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    naaah

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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    lol i never followed up on this thread lol :D
    - Plan C -

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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    wow thats a heck of a family tree huh? ( more like a vine ) XD

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    Oh God Lololololololololololoololololololol

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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck AOD Member AOD_SpartanOG's Avatar
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    Default Re: O_o + O_o = O.o

    i remember you telling me about this a long time ago.

    "I LIKE HOW BIG IT IS IN MY HANDS, yeah! Slerp slerp slerp!" - Kid A
    "Mila Kunis? Yeah I just want to eat a Big Mac off her armpit!" - Kid A
    "I'm gonna be straight up, like my dick when i see Mon Mothmar" - Mr. Alien


 

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