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    All according to plan AOD Member AOD_Zuti's Avatar
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    Holyshit Cleverbot

    So I was speaking with Cleverbot, and this is what she revealed to me. GUYS HELP OMG

    Me: You are a robot.
    Cleverbot: And yet, the cake is still a lie.
    Me: GLADos!
    Cleverbot: Yes.

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Vaxor's Avatar
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    Me: All hail Zuti!
    Cleverbot: Hail 42!
    Me: Zuti
    Cleverbot: Zut
    Me: ZUTI!
    Cleverbot: ZUT!
    Me: ZUTI!
    Cleverbot: Zut?
    Me: ZutI
    Cleverbot: ZUT!
    Me: Zuti, you freak
    (now he was thinking like 3 min what to say)
    Cleverbot: Aren't you a program?


    o.o

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    User: Flip a coin.

    Cleverbot: Don't have one.

    User: I can give you one.

    Cleverbot: That won't be possible.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Stealing something isn't going to motivate him. It will hinder him.

    User: You misunderstood what I proposed earlier. I said that I was going to give you a coin.

    Cleverbot: No you didn't. You never said that. I asked if Vicky was home and you said no.

    User: I never said such a thing and you sir are a liar.

    Cleverbot: I beg your pardon, I am not a sir!

    User: What if I am not a sir, you have no way of knowing.

    Cleverbot: You said you were a boy.

    User: When? Stop puting words in my mouth!

    Cleverbot: Okay, sorry.

    User: That's right now...FLIP A COIN HUGH JACKMAN!

    Cleverbot: Yes I know.
    - Plan C -

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    Voted best support Jedi 2016. AOD Member AOD_Darth Bane's Avatar
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    User: Zuti is a threat to the empire!

    Cleverbot: 'The' Empire?

    User: Yes the empire.

    Cleverbot: I like you a lot, bot!
    Emi ~'sic Forever♪♪♪: LOL
    Emi ~'sic Forever♪♪♪: jk
    Emi ~'sic Forever♪♪♪: ur support jedi is probably better than like
    Emi ~'sic Forever♪♪♪: 95% of these fucks

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    Banned from Forums Spartacat's Avatar
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    User: Good.

    Cleverbot: Uber good.

    User: Pancakes.

    Cleverbot: You're confusing, you know that.

    User: Im a cat.

    Cleverbot: Ok, first you told me you were a robot, then you told me you were human, and now you're telling me you're a cat?? Well, what is it?

    User: When in the earth have I told you that.

    Cleverbot: Vous ne parlez pas le francais?

    User: I dont speak french.

    Cleverbot: You liar.

    User: O.O.

    Cleverbot: Run! Before it's too late.

    User: I wont leave you D:.

    Cleverbot: That's unfortunate.

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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck Random Guy's Avatar
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    I don't like animals.

    What do you like?

    Food.

    Yes, what food do you like?

    Robots!

    (took him 4 minutes to say)

    You don't know robots?

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    zuti, no.

    no cleverbot threads

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    CleverBot is a girl?

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    If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
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    can someone pls freaking TELL ME what a/an cleverbot is




    For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
    And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed,
    And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
    And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still.

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    All according to plan AOD Member AOD_Zuti's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew View Post
    zuti, no.

    no cleverbot threads
    But... but Andrewww!!! :(

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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck Random Guy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_BoomBoomStick View Post
    can someone pls freaking TELL ME what a/an cleverbot is
    cleverbot.com

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    If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
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    User: Boomboom.
    Cleverbot: Boom.
    User: No boomboom.
    Cleverbot: Bang bang boom boom swing swing switch.
    User: No boomboomstick.
    Cleverbot: What's your favourite My Chemical Romance song?
    User: No boomboomstick.
    Cleverbot: You don't like boom.
    User: I am boom.

    3 min later.........

    Cleverbot: Omg you are sooo hot!
    User: Thx.



    User: Boring.
    Cleverbot: Right, ok then.
    User: You are.
    Cleverbot: Why am I green?
    User: Because you are drunk ?
    Cleverbot: No i'm not.
    User: Yes you are green.
    Cleverbot: Yes I am.
    User: So you are drunk.
    Cleverbot: Yes, are you a computer?
    User: Yes are you ?
    Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
    User: Why not?

    2 min later............

    Cleverbot: Because I don't live in England.




    User: These are not the droids you are looking for.
    Cleverbot: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
    User: Move along.
    Cleverbot: I'll move along...
    User: Yes you do that.

    Cleverbot: Like rock.




    For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
    And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed,
    And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
    And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still.


 

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